Shara

( House/Wilson )

( Everything Else )

So my main problem with House/Foreman is that I can never figure out why they would be together. I mean, I get why House would want to do Foreman, because, well, just look at the guy. And I'm pretty sure House has been crushing on Foreman since the Pilot episode when Foreman shoved a piece of bacteria-infected sandwich into his mouth just to prove House wrong. (At least, that's when I started crushing on Foreman.)  But I can never really justify Foreman wanting to do House. Okay, yeah, he likes House's brains and all (and now I just had a mental image of zombie!Foreman going "braaaaaaains". Zombie!Foreman would definitely do House), but that can only get you so far. Foreman cares about appearances, he always dresses slick, none of that shirt un-tucked stuff that House goes for (and in my mind, Foreman's car is the sexiest thing in ppth's parking lot). He's also not as messed up inside as Wilson is that he'd be weak to House's brand of slobbishness.

That's really the problem I have with with this one fic that will probably never getting finished at this rate. Beause in it, House is all "YUM" and Foreman's like "I'm way too sexy for this douchebag" or whatever the Foreman-equivalent of that is, which is probably an eyebrow raise.
But anyway, that's why I always find it easier to just handwave that stuff and go straight to the porn.

( cut for House/Foreman sexing in medias res )

Yeah....

Also, you know what would be really funny? House fic written in emoticons.
No, wait, I'm serious!

Like, okay, how about:

House:  :(
Wilson:  :?
House:  :(
Wilson:  :$
House:  :)

(In case you couldn't tell up there, Wilson just bought House lunch.)

Or...

House:  B)
Wilson:  :(
House:  :?
Wilson:  :o :o :o :'( :o :o
House:  ... :/

(Wilson lecturing House about being reckless on his motorcycle.)

Or, for some drama, how about House and Wilson finding out the results of House's liver function test?

Wilson:  :S
House:  :?
Wilson:  :o(+)
House:  DX
Wilson:  D:

....I just wrote emoticon death-fic. D:

(Okay, so possibly this is amusing only to me.)

Oh and before I forget, for my own records mainly, here's my cliche bingo card.

...and I haven't.

But this morning I was at a meeting and the presenter at one point said, "It's important to pay attention to the lubrication of the part."

I giggled.

(I was quiet about it and all, but still.)

I've never done this before, so I don't really know what to expect, which means, of course, that you have absolute freedom to do as you wish with my fic. No really, go crazy! I'd love to read whatever you come up with. :)

GUYS! HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THIS GUY?
(from ontd_startrek)

For reasons that don't bear going into right now, it has taken me almost a month, but

( I FINALLY SAW STAR TREK. )

And now I can start reading fic!

....Is there like an important game going on or something that I haven't heard about?

Because the guys down the hall are losing their shit every five minutes.

I have to get up early for work tomorrow. They need to shut up.

I...don't even know what this is. I think this is what happens when I take two math classes in one semester. Unbetaed because it's so short.


Title: Rationalizing the Denominator
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't own, just playing.
Word Count: 1080
Pairings: House/Wilson, House/Cuddy, House/Amber (kind of..?)
Spoilers: Through the Season 5 finale.
Summary: "She's messing up my variables," he tells Wilson, shielding his face from the sun. Takes place after the finale, and uh, everyone talks in math.

( House sketches out the proof after his session )

I've had spotty internet access lately, with all the moving, and packing and preparing for the summer, but I got online yesterday and saw that there's going to be a hl_bday_drive. Which is such a great idea! I've always wanted to do one of those, but since I'm late to the party this year, and I'll be starting a new job soon so I don't know how much time I'll have to deliver, I'm not going to participate this time. But still, awesome idea.

On the other hand, this morning I woke up way earlier than I should have and came up with an idea for a new fic I'm really excited about, so yay!! It's been a while since I've had that feeling, and it's such a relief when it comes back. :)

( Also, how about that finale? )

Finals are finally over!!!!!

*dies and is dead*

Now I just have to pack up my entire life in time to catch my flight tomorrow.

Also, check it. Stand up and be counted! :)

Fic may be coming once I get my life back together. /o\

Dear David Shore,

Fuck you.

No love,
Me

P.S. Nothing will ever make me love this show again.

( Spoilers! (for like, 2 lines of dialogue) )

Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence!

I'm hoping this will guilt me into, you know, actually finishing them.

( clicky )

Also, why am I still awake? :(

Title: The Geography of Touch
Disclaimer: Don’t own House (...or Walt Whitman)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2080
Summary: He thinks he'll need to create a map to chart the unfamiliar landscape of House's body, and measure the precise angles of his touches.
Author's Note: Many thanks to soft_sweater for the great beta! Also, I should mention that I shamelessly stole a phrase from one of Walt Whitman's poems for this fic. First person to find it gets a ficlet from me on the prompt of their choice. :)


( It starts, as these things often do, with a touch. )

Ahahaha I couldn't resist. :D

Title: Patient Care Follow-Up
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Foreman
Word Count: 713
Summary: “Nipple tweaking? Seriously?” Spoilers for 5.16.

"Seems like House knows me better than you do. Too bad I don't go both ways."

Ahahahahahahaha Foreman I love you so much. So much awesome in this episode and I'd like to be able to list it all but I have three midterms this week. *goes to study*

Why is it that when Wilson sabotages House's cane in season 2, it's supposed to be adorable and hilarious, but when Cuddy trips House in season 5, she's supposed to be a childish bitch?

Double standards drive me crazy.

As much as I love House, sometimes I wish someone would punch him in the face.

Title: Emancipation
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own.
Word Count: 2605
Warnings: Includes mentions of rape and sexual assault.
Summary: The story of strength takes a lifetime to tell. This is Lisa's story. Written for 14valentines, a celebration of women.

( She's seven years old... )

I wrote House/Foreman hurt/comfort! :O Yeah, no, I'm shocked too. I've been stuck on a different House/Foreman story for like months, and then out of nowhere, the idea for this one came to me and I wrote it in like a day. Funny how that works...


Title: Pain Relief
Rating: G
Pairing: House/Foreman
Word Count: 1006
Notes: Set in early season 5, spoilers for the Amber arc.
Summary: Pain, House had told him once, years ago when he’d been dying in the basement of the hospital, takes away trivialities. It makes us focus on the important things.
House has a request and Foreman makes a decision.